carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour, via brandi-lions)

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via laughingstation)

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via queen-of-the-ghost)

hallowcrisis:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

this couldnt possibly be assassins creed, animating a female character would take too much time

(Source: pagets, via samlikeswomensunderwear)

afewofkelsiesfavoritethings:

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

I laughed way too hard at this, whyyy

afewofkelsiesfavoritethings:

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

I laughed way too hard at this, whyyy

(via queen-of-the-ghost)

skookumthesamoyed:

Little baybee needs me to hold his hand in the car

(Source: , via jumpingjaverts)

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Playing On A Slip’N Slide
Follow Jesus-Everywhere On Instagram

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Playing On A Slip’N Slide

Follow Jesus-Everywhere On Instagram

(via gaymindsthinkalike)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

(via casmoosechester)